1. Voltaire. “When You’re Evil”. The Devil’s Bris. Projekts Records, 1998.
Why wouldn't I love this song? It practically a tribute to me, written by a human, for me. Sure, it's a minion singing that being evil is fun but it also has downsides. But, this minion is a very loyal one and loyal to the side of evil.
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/When-You%27re-Evil-lyrics-Voltaire/83CF445D6824A9F748256DAA0026537D
2. Rolling Stones. “Sympathy for the Devil”. Beggars Banquet. Decca Records, 1968.
If someone takes the time to write a song from my perpective, then it deserves my attention. Plus, this human actually got a lot of my personality and put it into the lyrics. Plus, we all know that I did influence those events.
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rolling+stones/sympathy+for+the+devil_20117881.html
3. Korn. “Twisted Transitor”. See You on the Other Side. Virgin Records, 2005.
I am so proud at myself for the influences that I have caused humanity. This is one good example of it in music. Plus, the song is just pretty awesome overall.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bwTxuTI-UvSChHZeG81D25j1r8JkhedZihCCelyV7ro/edit?hl=en&authkey=CJL1084K
4. Stephen Sondheim. "A Little Priest". Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Seville. Warner, Bros., 2007
This song just made me laugh and laugh. Humans talking about killing others for meat and then that meat gets to be sold to unsuspecting buyers. It's unknowing cannibalism. Oh, that's too funny. Plus, this song is just so catchy too.
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/soundtracks/s/sweeneytoddlyrics/alittlepriestlyrics.html
5. Frank Wildhorn. "Alive". Jekyll and Hyde: Musical Broadway, 1990.
This song reminds me of a time when I used to feel that way. So powerful, so alive. As time passes by, I forget that, but I am reminded of it by this song. With the addition of knowing that this is Jekyll and Hyde, there is always thar idea of a second human nature trapped inside a human.
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/jekyllandhyde/alive.htm
6. Frank Wildhorn. "Good N Evil". Jekyll and Hyde: Musical Broadway, 1990.
If more people had this view of the world, like the singer has in the song, then the world would be more interesting. It is interesting that a human (even if the singer is just a character) would have this view of the world; it's refreshing in a way. This is the right way to view the world.
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/jekyllandhyde/goodnevil.htm
Monday, February 14, 2011
2012?
Hold on. Give me a moment to laugh.
Okay, I'm done. xD Really, humans? Why would you even think that? Just because the Mayan calender, or whoever, says that December whenever 2012 is the "end of the world", doesn't mean that it is. You humans really just want to die. First there was Eve, who wanted to end her life because she made mankind fall from grace.
Really? There was 1000AD, Y2K, and 2012. Not of mention the countless minute ones from every time period. Look. God isn't going to destroy the Earth. Not just yet; he loves your pathetic race for some reason...
I, on the other hand, don't see why would I get to waste a perfectly good time corrupting people forever, just to give it up for about seven years of direct rule? Seems like a waste anyway.
Brouwer, Christine. "Will the world end in 2012?." ABC news 07 Jul 2008: n. pag. Web. 13 Feb 2011.
Okay, I'm done. xD Really, humans? Why would you even think that? Just because the Mayan calender, or whoever, says that December whenever 2012 is the "end of the world", doesn't mean that it is. You humans really just want to die. First there was Eve, who wanted to end her life because she made mankind fall from grace.
Really? There was 1000AD, Y2K, and 2012. Not of mention the countless minute ones from every time period. Look. God isn't going to destroy the Earth. Not just yet; he loves your pathetic race for some reason...
I, on the other hand, don't see why would I get to waste a perfectly good time corrupting people forever, just to give it up for about seven years of direct rule? Seems like a waste anyway.
Brouwer, Christine. "Will the world end in 2012?." ABC news 07 Jul 2008: n. pag. Web. 13 Feb 2011.
Bible
Yeah, those are my feelings about the Bible. >:D
Now, while there are events that are true, some of it isn't how I remembered them. Plus, I just feel like it didn't give me any justice; it didn't show the events that happened before the creation of Earth, nor do they say anything else besides the fact that I'm the "tempter of Man" (which I am). The humans should know that I was God's greatest creation before the Son and humanity. I mean, the Bible didn't even give any of my reasonings for rebelling against God.
How could the Bible not have talked about the Battle for Heaven?! D:
[Out of Character note: Because I need to give credit where credit is due. Miekkal Clarkson drew this for me because I can't draw worth crap. She didn't come up with the idea; I did. Yeah, I owe her something for being awesome cuz she didn't have to do this for me at all.]
Sunday, February 13, 2011
The Second Work of Evil
Uriel must have caught on that I wasnt a cherub... I got kicked out of Paradise after I took the time to whisper into Eve's ear as a toad.Since the angels couldn't prove that I wasn't doing anything wrong, they couldn't do much. Going to sneek in again.
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I took the form of a snake to tempt her to eat the Fruit of the "Forbidden Tree of Knowledge". What a joke that tree is. I complemented on how she looked; flattery is the key with this vain one. She fell for the trap easily. >:D She picked one the Tree and eat a bite out of it. She then ran off and I followed her.
To my delight, the mother of mankind gave the fruit to Adam. >:] This is a joyous day indeed. Shame that I couldn't have owned this Paradise. Mankind is doomed now.
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The Son came to pass judgment on the humans. Ii stayed behind to watch but he punished me too! <:( But no matter, back to Hell I go.
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I traveled back towards Hell via the bridge that Sin and Death built after I went to Earth. I smile remembering that they are haunting the Earth now. They now followe every Son of Adam and every Daughter of Eve. I hope they suffer long and hard. This is not the end, but the beginning.
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I entered Pandemonium. I had expected cheers and clapping. Not hissing of snakes. Our bodies are not the same anymore. :C This suck; I didn't think that God would mean that literally too.
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I took the form of a snake to tempt her to eat the Fruit of the "Forbidden Tree of Knowledge". What a joke that tree is. I complemented on how she looked; flattery is the key with this vain one. She fell for the trap easily. >:D She picked one the Tree and eat a bite out of it. She then ran off and I followed her.
To my delight, the mother of mankind gave the fruit to Adam. >:] This is a joyous day indeed. Shame that I couldn't have owned this Paradise. Mankind is doomed now.
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The Son came to pass judgment on the humans. Ii stayed behind to watch but he punished me too! <:( But no matter, back to Hell I go.
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I traveled back towards Hell via the bridge that Sin and Death built after I went to Earth. I smile remembering that they are haunting the Earth now. They now followe every Son of Adam and every Daughter of Eve. I hope they suffer long and hard. This is not the end, but the beginning.
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I entered Pandemonium. I had expected cheers and clapping. Not hissing of snakes. Our bodies are not the same anymore. :C This suck; I didn't think that God would mean that literally too.
I Want that Paradise on Earth
With help from Chaos, I managed to arrive on the newly created planet. I had my plan, now I needed to follow it.
I didn't know exactly where to go, but I just let my feet travelled the planet. But at last I found it, the supposed 'paradise' for God's new creation. The entrance was right opened. I could go just straight in.
If there wasn't that guardian angel, Uriel, in the way.
No matter. I just changed my form into a cherub, the lowest class of angel. (They are NOT to be confused for putti, which are the baby angels that signify romance and all that crap.) Uriel stopped me, but because I'm a genius, he didn't even know that he was talking face-to-face with the King of Hell. Add in a few choice words about wanted to see God's new "lovely and wonderful" creations, and he was completely fooled. If I could have, I would have laughed because this was too easy.
I left his presence and walked into Paradise. It was... beautiful, to say the least. Oh, if I had not rebelled... No-I can't think of those thoughts. I know the consequences of my actions. I cannot be forgive; God will never allow do it. "My Heaven in Hell".
But Paradise is beautiful. Even with God's new creations living in them. Which, by the way, there they are in front of me. I'm going to study them and stay in Paradise a little longer.
I didn't know exactly where to go, but I just let my feet travelled the planet. But at last I found it, the supposed 'paradise' for God's new creation. The entrance was right opened. I could go just straight in.
If there wasn't that guardian angel, Uriel, in the way.
No matter. I just changed my form into a cherub, the lowest class of angel. (They are NOT to be confused for putti, which are the baby angels that signify romance and all that crap.) Uriel stopped me, but because I'm a genius, he didn't even know that he was talking face-to-face with the King of Hell. Add in a few choice words about wanted to see God's new "lovely and wonderful" creations, and he was completely fooled. If I could have, I would have laughed because this was too easy.
I left his presence and walked into Paradise. It was... beautiful, to say the least. Oh, if I had not rebelled... No-I can't think of those thoughts. I know the consequences of my actions. I cannot be forgive; God will never allow do it. "My Heaven in Hell".
But Paradise is beautiful. Even with God's new creations living in them. Which, by the way, there they are in front of me. I'm going to study them and stay in Paradise a little longer.
The Nine Gates of Hell
My plan had worked after all. Now... If only I could find the blasted door out of here. >:/
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I found the doors leading out of Hell. There are nine of them: three of brass, iron, and adamantine. There are also two figures on the other side.
BRB. Going to threaten that they open the gates for the Lord of Hell.
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The two figures happened to be Sin, my daughter who is mine from growing out of my head. She looks like me, except she is obviously female and half of her from the waist down is partially serpentine. The other is Death, my son through Sin. He is a ghastly and ghostly thing. How I could have forgotten about them is really strange... :/
In any case, they are the Gatekeepers who hold the key of getting of here. I talked to Sin and she and Death will join my cause to corrupt the newest creation of God.
And they start by opening those gates. >:D
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I found the doors leading out of Hell. There are nine of them: three of brass, iron, and adamantine. There are also two figures on the other side.
BRB. Going to threaten that they open the gates for the Lord of Hell.
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The two figures happened to be Sin, my daughter who is mine from growing out of my head. She looks like me, except she is obviously female and half of her from the waist down is partially serpentine. The other is Death, my son through Sin. He is a ghastly and ghostly thing. How I could have forgotten about them is really strange... :/
In any case, they are the Gatekeepers who hold the key of getting of here. I talked to Sin and she and Death will join my cause to corrupt the newest creation of God.
And they start by opening those gates. >:D
Our Own Heaven out of Hell
One of our numbers was discovered to have the ability to construct buildings. And so, work started for the Palance of Hell, Pandemonium. The work was completed in a day, using materials from the ground beneath our feet.
And now at the moment, all of the fallen angels are in a debate of what is our next course of action. Some wish for war, many want to stay here and create our own "Heaven in Hell". Giving a nod to my second-in-command, Beelzebub speaks. He speaks of the newly created
Life that lives on 'Earth' and that it is our job to go and corrupt the new life.
The room is silent. Then an unanimous vote passes for that to be our new purpose.
Good. The plan is in motion, right as soon as I volunteer myself to be the first one to go.
And now at the moment, all of the fallen angels are in a debate of what is our next course of action. Some wish for war, many want to stay here and create our own "Heaven in Hell". Giving a nod to my second-in-command, Beelzebub speaks. He speaks of the newly created
Life that lives on 'Earth' and that it is our job to go and corrupt the new life.
The room is silent. Then an unanimous vote passes for that to be our new purpose.
Good. The plan is in motion, right as soon as I volunteer myself to be the first one to go.
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